Quote #3306
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Quote #16488
Jack Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be...
Quote #27090
I have no country to fight for my country is the earth, and I...
Quote #1199
Experience is a good school, but the fees are high.
Quote #23359
Most tax revisions didn’t improve the system, they made it more like Washington itself...
Quote #8550
With foxes we must play the fox.
Quote #12790
Haste is good only in catching fleas.
Quote #34177
One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have to to wake up...
Quote #16420
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.