Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #9360
Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain...
Quote #29485
Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language. You should do your...
Quote #15639
Every great work, every great accomplishment, has been brought into manifestation through holding to...
Quote #1212
Each of us visits this Earth involuntarily, and without an invitation. For me, it...
Quote #13793
The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.
Quote #7999
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Quote #6472
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
Quote #25280
Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it, early and...
Quote #3276
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.