Quote #22182
As great scientists have said and as all children know, it is above all...
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #23303
There were so many candidates on the platform that there were not enough promises...
Quote #33717
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #17289
The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on...
Quote #30406
Beware the politically obsessed. They are often bright and interesting, but they have something...
Quote #7210
The drug that heals our sorrows forgetfulness.
Quote #32366
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Quote #514
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have...
Quote #1461
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.