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I tried to find Him on the Christian cross, but He was not there...
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An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard only...
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Give death a better name or die trying.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go...
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
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Enthusiasm is that kindling spark which marks the difference between the leaders in every...
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When your dreams tire, they go underground and out of kindness that’s where they...
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If you’re a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm....
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Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as...