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Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by...
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It is not good to be too free. It is not good to have...
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #34694
Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #2342
All children are essentially criminal.
Quote #5008
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
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My love for you, Lord, is not an uncertain feeling, but a matter of...
Quote #24590
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
Quote #19438
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of...