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A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
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I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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George Bush taking credit for the Berlin Wall coming down is like the rooster...
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...
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Tracy I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the ‘f-word’ a...
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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.
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To a resolute mind, wishing to do is the first step toward doing. But...