Quote #4081
Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as...
Quote #9538
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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If you’re a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you...
Quote #3345
Vox populi, vox humbug.
Quote #33156
A person determined never to be wrong won’t likely accomplish much.
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Oh, how I love the Earth and everything in it, life and death. And...
Quote #5637
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Quote #8565
A child only educated at school is an uneducated child.
Quote #27680
To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world...