Quote #9621
Today you play for a place in history, today you play for immortality.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #24482
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
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The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish,...
Quote #25595
Through patience a ruler can be persuaded, and a gentle tongue can break a...
Quote #27195
I think these difficult times have helped me to understand better than before how...
Quote #4537
Believe one who has proved it. Believe an expert.
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An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be...
Quote #5195
The remarkable thing about the human mind is its range of limitations.
Quote #28206
It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...