Quote #28318
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #770
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #15608
My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick...
Quote #17862
Few sinners are saved after the fiirst twenty minutes of a sermon.
Quote #4953
I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one...
Quote #19721
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
Quote #21014
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
Quote #14608
Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
Quote #26989
I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies....
Quote #22961
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.