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Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict.
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
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Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
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Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
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Never tell a man you can read him through and through most people prefer...
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
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It takes a wonderful brain and exquisite senses to produce a few stupid ideas.
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Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter.
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We need quiet time to examine our lives openly and honestly. . . spending...