Quote #2772
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Quote #28522
What other dungeon is so dark as one’s own heart What jailer so inexorable...
Quote #25673
A grownup is a child with layers on.
Quote #32186
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #17382
Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and...
Quote #7109
A multitude of words is no proof of a prudent mind.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #16898
It is not death or pain that is to be dreaded, but the fear...
Quote #33705
I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell...