Quote #9516
Power never takes a back step – only in the face of more power.
Quote #32329
Don’t deny hope it’s chance to work magic
Quote #1673
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not...
Quote #32333
If you can’t find the key to success, pick the lock.
Quote #32226
As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.
Quote #21913
Gabriel Oh come on Stan Not everything ends the way you think it should...
Quote #34892
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #34622
Property left to a child may soon be lost but the inheritance of virtue–a...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.