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Trumpet in a herd of elephants crow in the company of cocks bleat in...
Quote #5637
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
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He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
Quote #24489
He is as mad as a March hare.
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The most important phase of living with a person is respect for that person...
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You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love the running across fields...
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Quote #13736
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.