Quote #30008
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
Quote #25403
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem they know how it’s done, they’ve seen...
Quote #11205
A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.
Quote #33200
If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
Quote #16277
Character is the indelible mark that determines the only true value of all people...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #12436
Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat.
Quote #5468
His mother had often said, When you choose an action, you choose the consequences...
Quote #11330
At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
Quote #14173
The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be,...