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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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In saffron-colored mantle, from the tides of ocean rose the morning to bring light...
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There is one thing that matters — to set a chime of words tinkling...
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You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in...
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There ought to be so many who are excellent, there are so few.
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Circumstances rule men and not men rule circumstances.
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There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
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The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is...
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A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
Quote #29873
The important thing is to learn a lesson every time you lose.