Quote #5789
We can spend our whole lives underachieving.
Quote #31842
Considering how dangerous everything is, nothing is really very frightening.
Quote #10187
If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any...
Quote #11914
Security is a process, not a product.
Quote #22797
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
Quote #14083
One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell...
Quote #28529
Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha
Quote #19039
Routine is not organization, any more than paralysis is order.
Quote #27941
Life is mostly froth and bubble, Two things stand like stone — Kindness in...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.