Quote #23325
The thought of being president frightens me. I do not think I want the...
Quote #16037
He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.
Quote #2851
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Quote #26421
There are no optimistic or pessimistic personalities. There are only single, individual choices for...
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #28318
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #4936
Out, damned spot! out, I say!
Quote #21318
We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it.
Quote #754
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it....
Quote #15675
Most joyful the Poet be;It is through him that all men see.