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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
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All great change in America begins at the dinner table.
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If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on...
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Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar...
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Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.
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The ideal engineer is a composite … He is not a scientist, he is...
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Yet ah why should they know their fateSince sorrow never comes too late,And happiness...
Quote #8764
Common-sense appears to be only another name for the thoughtlessness of the unthinking. It...
Quote #14521
There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.