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It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
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You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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There are many stages to a man’s life. In the first stage, he is...
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He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle...
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If you don’t know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere...
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Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what...
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over twice and...
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Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true...