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Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem...
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Experience suggests it doesn’t matter so much how you got here, as what you...
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Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much.
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The bad fortune of the good turns their faces up to heaven; the good...
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A golf course is the epitome of all that is transitory in the universe,...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They’re about...
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The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
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We are punished by our sins, not for them.
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.