Quote #9458
An nescis mi fili, quantilla prudentia regitur orbis? Dost thou not know, my son,...
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #14905
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set...
Quote #16194
Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some.
Quote #17980
We must as second best…take the least of the evils.
Quote #16071
He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the...
Quote #3249
I really do plan to get out of show business within five years or...
Quote #25465
Life is 10 what you make it, and 90 how you take it.
Quote #11203
A hedge between keeps friendship green.
Quote #23754
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.