Quote #544
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
Quote #93
Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside...
Quote #34802
It is the rare fortuene of these days that one may think what one...
Quote #8
It is folly for an eminent person to think of escaping censure, and a...
Quote #1550
The true traveler is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits...
Quote #19186
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Quote #18147
Better hazard once than always be in fear.
Quote #27534
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #7058
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.