Quote #14187
Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore...
Quote #22468
I have impeached myself by resigning.
Quote #28229
It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with...
Quote #32514
If you don’t find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire...
Quote #10142
We immediately become more effective when we decide to change ourselves rather than asking...
Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #18860
It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked,...
Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #3048
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened...
Quote #24793
Housekeeping ain’t no joke.