Quote #28392
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #8037
It is not enough to be good if you have the ability to be...
Quote #10981
Morality is herd instinct in the individual.
Quote #22273
If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in...
Quote #17125
There is no accident so disastrous that a clever man cannot derive some profit...
Quote #27757
I was looking for an American symbol. A Coca-Cola bottle or a Mickey Mouse...
Quote #1303
Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.
Quote #8662
Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in...