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The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
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It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of...
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I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being....
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We shall see but a little way if we require to understand what we...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
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There is no such thing as a ‘self-made’ man. We are made up of...
Quote #25788
Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
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Human nature is so well disposed towards those who are in interesting situations, that...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #18494
Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can’t you go home Aren’t you good...