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Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
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The golden rule of cats that governs all relationships we have with people: you...
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Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
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The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle’s own...
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
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Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do...
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It is very easy in the world to live by the opinion of the...
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Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile....
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For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
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When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.