Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #20808
Cowards die many times before their deathsThe valiant never taste of death but once.
Quote #28197
I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist...
Quote #17629
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath...
Quote #9444
Success in life is measured, most easily, by the number of days that a...
Quote #33162
No man chooses evil because it is evil he only mistakes it for happiness,...
Quote #10497
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #5012
The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.