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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
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Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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Loving a child doesn’t mean giving in to all his whims to love him...
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When people ask if the United States can afford to place on trial the...
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Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even...
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One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson...
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Though defensive violence will always be ‘a sad necessity’ in the eyes of men...
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Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant.