Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Quote #12012
Mornings are wonderful! The only drawback is that they come at such an inconvenient...
Quote #77
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Quote #30124
Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments...
Quote #1098
If a person offend you and you are in doubt as to whether it...
Quote #26554
Easy is right. Begin right and you are easy. Continue easy and you are...
Quote #12006
There is a wide world out there, my friend, full of pain, but filled...
Quote #13032
I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and...
Quote #13713
I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most...
Quote #22791
Advice is like snow the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...