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Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Great ideas originate in the muscles.
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Frustration is one of the greatest things in art; satisfaction is nothing.
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The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
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The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts...
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You see but your shadow when you turn your back to the sun.
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You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in...
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Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
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I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...