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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Love looks through a telescope envy, through a microscope.
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It is forbidden to decry other sects; the true believer gives honour to whatever...
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Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are...
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In this world no one rules by love; if you are but amiable, you...
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I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells...
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Use what talents you have; the woods would have little music if no birds...