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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
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Our situation has the disaffected beauty of a chess game.
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Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
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I am here and you will know that I am the best and will...
Quote #3102
Good habits result from resisting temptation.
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It is cruel to discover one’s mediocrity only when it is too late.
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My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
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Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what...
Quote #14954
When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound,...