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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
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I am more afriad of an army of 100 sheep lead by a lion...
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #4736
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
Quote #21521
If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity...
Quote #1932
Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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We shall find no fiend in hell can match the fury of a disappointed...
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Do you want me to tell you something really subversive Love is everything it’s...
Quote #34184
Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.