Quote #22465
The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least...
Quote #2098
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
Quote #12786
Greedy eaters dig their graves with their teeth.
Quote #5979
There is a certain majesty in simplicity which is far above all the quaintness...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #25006
Resolve to be thyself and know, that he who finds himself, loses his misery.
Quote #17969
If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found...
Quote #9122
Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
Quote #17663
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #28422
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...