Quote #17902
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Quote #2692
The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because...
Quote #21158
Khrushchev reminds me of the tiger hunter who has picked a place on the...
Quote #22999
The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up...
Quote #14704
He that blows the coals in quarrels that he has nothing to do with,...
Quote #33039
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Quote #17951
This communicating of a man’s self to his friend works two contrary effects for...
Quote #5096
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.