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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
Quote #11146
A camel never sees its own hump.
Quote #28120
Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
Quote #1319
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #3650
…to emphasize the afterlife is to deny life. To concentrate on Heaven is to...
Quote #9500
An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his...
Quote #29080
You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.
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How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to...
Quote #24024
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes he who does...