Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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The artist must create a spark before he can make a fire and before...
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I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
Quote #9591
If you have a body, you are an athlete.
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Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is...
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If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
Quote #22795
Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #15559
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
Quote #3353
The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout....