Quote #18306
The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
Quote #29845
There are still normal people around, they just changed the definition of normal
Quote #28566
Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done. One could write a history of...
Quote #6419
We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements in life, when...
Quote #11613
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Quote #3847
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn...
Quote #30411
We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
Quote #25050
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
Quote #1582
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #32325
Use disappointments as material for patience.