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A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that...
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But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss...
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When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe.
Quote #28730
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
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Tomas did not realize at the time that metaphors are dangerous. Metaphors are not...
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he’s one who...
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Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.