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If you want to cut your own throat, don’t come to me for a...
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #1900
Oh God, how do the world and heavens confine themselves, when our hearts tremble...
Quote #28344
If you’re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then...
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Well, we’ve only had a certain number of executions in the last few years-...
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Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They’ve been...
Quote #9867
Be open to your dreams, people. Embrace that distant shore. Because our mortal journey...
Quote #3014
There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail.
Quote #7771
The more minimal the art, the more maximum the explanation.
Quote #26152
I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it...