Quote #194
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Quote #30576
The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or...
Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #18986
Nixon is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar. . . . .He’s one of the few...
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Quote #33203
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know
Quote #5553
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Quote #28873
Hope, deceitful as it is, serves at least to lead us to the end...
Quote #8522
Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
Quote #9911
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...