Quote #364
To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
Quote #22795
Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
Quote #11910
The way we see the problem is the problem.
Quote #12862
Be still sad heart and cease repining; Behind the clouds the sun is shining,...
Quote #2718
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Quote #15988
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Quote #16408
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take...
Quote #19898
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies...
Quote #26505
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
Quote #11632
All is for the best in the best of all possible ways.