Quote #18344
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5’7, it...
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If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
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An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with,...
Quote #16883
Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.
Quote #4308
The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
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A man can be as great as he wants to be. If you believe...
Quote #19128
When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to...
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #6564
Why a duck?
Quote #34868
I know all except myself.