Quote #18133
But far more numerous was the herd of such, Who think too little and...
Quote #13554
To be free it is not enough to beat the system, one must beat...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #25782
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Quote #3370
There is nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.
Quote #24441
Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn’t matter. I’m not...
Quote #8692
The true test of a civilization is not the census, nor the size of...
Quote #16675
The moment a man talks to his fellows he begins to lie.
Quote #927
To be conservative at 20 is heartless and to be a liberal at 60...
Quote #429
Living in a vacuum sucks.