Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #18357
He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.
Quote #21292
It is no use saying, ‘We are doing our best.’ You have got to...
Quote #15744
Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present –...
Quote #22015
A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
Quote #18839
To be closer to God, be closer to people.
Quote #21802
Wealth is the product of man’s capacity to think.
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #31825
There’s only one me, and I’m stuck with him.
Quote #29830
A very large amount of human suffering and frustration is caused by the fact...