Quote #627
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Quote #34267
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Quote #34016
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you...
Quote #33511
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Quote #22475
When the president does it, that means it is not illegal.
Quote #33801
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in...
Quote #16627
Oh, that lovely title, ex-president.
Quote #1614
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
Quote #11962
The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
Quote #33073
No nation is fit to sit in judgement upon any other nation.