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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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I have always been impressed by the fact that there are a surprising number...
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Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
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Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which...
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in...
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I believe that there never was a creator of a philosophical system who did...
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Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like...
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Control thy passions, lest they take vengeance on thee.
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The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do well,...