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Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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Between two evils, choose neither between two goods, choose both.
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The Holy Spirit makes a man a Christian, and if he is a Christian...
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Dreamers can find their way by moonlight and their only punishment is that they...
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I ask, Who are the militia They consist now of the whole people, except...
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Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...