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Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
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Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
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I believe much trouble and blood would be saved if we opened our hearts...
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If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t...
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I’ve been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn’t require my...
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I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole...
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Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
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I am not a great cook, I am not a great artist, but I...
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Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to...
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Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable.