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The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just...
Quote #8398
An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
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To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...
Quote #13808
Civilization is a slow process of adopting the ideas of minorities.
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Quote #833
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few...
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds...
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No one can possibly achieve any real and lasting success or get rich in...
Quote #21815
The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it...